Insert Lame Pun Here

Well, Monday night, and I still can't decide what the hell it is I'm doing with my weekend. Go for a camping trip alone up to Vermont? Catch some weird puppet show thing that features a college friend of mine? Stay home and do more work around the house? See a friend of mine from Barnes & Noble? What?

My inability to make clear decisions has long been my real failing, I think. Expect my epitaph to feature several internal contradictions and at least one unresolved ellipsis...

D.