The Distaff Report

Ever wonder what it's like to live with me? John, you're excused. The rest of you, wonder no longer! Yesenia, the far better half of me has taken up the pen - uh, keyboard - for a semi-regular tour of her life.

Which is good, since I maintain a policy of not discussing anyone else's private life here, and that includes the bits of life between Yesenia and I that are private. I imagine that it's unlikely she'll give you a detailed accounting of our sex life, and her blog (like mine) mostly focuses on daily minutia, but her style is definitely much warmer and more personal than mine. Just like real life. But what really makes it good is that Yesenia is the most awesomest person I know, and you should all get to know her like I do. Again, minus the sex.

Anyway, I present: The Guava Stain. Make many comments of support - she'll feel guilty if she doesn't write for a few days.

D.